http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,419404,00.html
...Yes, the machine has been activated, if everything is on schedule. Even now, it is generating a black hole that will devour our planet and make us all miss Paris Hilton's new show....
...wait...I am still here....no "universe dividing by zero" effect yet....I guess that this particle accelerator - one of the biggest PA's in the world, if not THE biggest, is acting like all the others.
I guess the ignorami are going to, once again, find something else to end the world. Don't worry, there are many other events that can bring it on:
Meteor striking
Matthew Broderick- scale Global Thermonuclear War
Giving an Oscar<tm> to a Kevin Smith film
Michael Moore doing an honest documentary
George Lucas stating he "doesn't think his Star Wars<tm> films need reworking anymore.."
Jack Nicholson Missing a Laker game when he's home
The list can go on, but you get the picture. Stop worrying about the end and get a fucking life!!!
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